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So I had my wisdom teeth removed today. It wasn't so bad, but I couldn't speak for a couple hours on account of my mouth being stuffed with gauze to help my bleeding gums. I communicated using my phone and laptop by typing out what I wanted to say. Here are a few highlights from the conversation I had with my friend and my sister (Cam is my sister):

           

Cam is a dumb ass.

           

Wanna see my teeth? The bottom ones had to be cut in half to be removed. There’s gums on them.

           

No idea. Also wisdom teeth have no purpose. No idea. No one could answer. I’ve never needed to chew anything that far back in my mouth. My spit is bloody.

 


Get me some glue. Matchy matchy. (I figured out which halves of my bottom teeth go together and wanted to fix them)

             

Shut up Cam. My gum holes are sore.


           Got stitches in my mouth for the bottom teeth. They were growing diagonally so yeah. They were basically ramming into the rest of my teeth like a pair of assholes. (after re-reading that, I now realize how wrong it sounds)

           

Proper punctuation is important Cam. Stop flaunting your ability to chew damn it. Don’t sit on my glasses.

Think the Tooth Fairy will visit if I put them under my pillow? If it’s a tooth and you put it under your pillow it’s viable for the exchange.


           I can taste the blood now. I’m not allowed to spit. I’m basically eating myself. 

           Douche. 

  
I will punch you in the boob if you do that again, Cam. No duh. Shut up Cam. My face hurts almost as much as that pun. I will punch you in the boob. This pain medication is shit. It’s not fudging working. Face hurts. (the numbness started to wear off and I got a little grouchy)

           
           That would defeat the purpose of having the teeth removed in the first place. Cam. Just no. (Cam suggested that I replace my wisdom teeth with fake teeth containing spy gear)

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This was a fun experience. Sort of. My face hurts a lot. But it was worth it, and now I have a handful of teeth to play with and two sisters to laugh at when it's their turn to get their wisdom teeth removed. I was not put under for the extraction so I wasn't loopy or delirious (I'm immensely relieved for this because who knows what crazy shit I might have said to my family about the fandoms I'm in). The most pain I felt came from the shots I was given to numb my face. Not sure why I'm writing a journal entry about this, but I wanted to share. 

If anyone hasn't had their wisdom teeth removed yet and has questions or concerns, feel free to ask away. I won't be going anywhere for a while.

           

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:iconbemozavr:
Bemozavr Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2017  Student Digital Artist
Wow! I really like your arts!
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TheCrazyRoleplayer Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
So, I read the Coraline Pitch story....
I wish I could write that good XD
keep up the good work! :happybounce: La la la la 
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MonsterBrush Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2017  Student Traditional Artist
Tight Hug Daw shucks! Thanks, I'm glad you like it!
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TheCrazyRoleplayer Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
actually, when is the next chapter?
sorry if i am impatient 
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:iconmonsterbrush:
MonsterBrush Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2017  Student Traditional Artist
No idea XD I have about half of it written out, but with school starting up again it's a bit harder to dedicate a large chunk of time to writing more. I do have the illustration for what I think will be the next chapter done, unless the events in said illustration get moved to a later chapter. I'm not very good at planning these things. 
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TheCrazyRoleplayer Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
 5 seconds hug i can't wait until the next chapter
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cjbolan Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2016  Professional Filmographer
I like your art!! Do you do requests?
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MonsterBrush Featured By Owner Edited Aug 20, 2016  Student Traditional Artist
I can do art trades if given suitable time and motivation. What kind of drawing did you have in mind?
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landobaldur Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2016  Professional General Artist
◖(◣☩◢)◗ *beep* *boop* ##.scanning environment.## *flies away*
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MonsterBrush Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2016  Student Traditional Artist
Noes! ... what just happened...? 
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