Cam is a dumb ass.
Wanna see my teeth? The bottom ones had to be cut in half to be removed. There’s gums on them.
No idea. Also wisdom teeth have no purpose. No idea. No one could answer. I’ve never needed to chew anything that far back in my mouth. My spit is bloody.
Get me some glue. Matchy matchy. (I figured out which halves of my bottom teeth go together and wanted to fix them)
Shut up Cam. My gum holes are sore.
Got stitches in my mouth for the bottom teeth. They were growing diagonally so yeah. They were basically ramming into the rest of my teeth like a pair of assholes. (after re-reading that, I now realize how wrong it sounds)
Proper punctuation is important Cam. Stop flaunting your ability to chew damn it. Don’t sit on my glasses.
Think the Tooth Fairy will visit if I put them under my pillow? If it’s a tooth and you put it under your pillow it’s viable for the exchange.
I can taste the blood now. I’m not allowed to spit. I’m basically eating myself.
I will punch you in the boob if you do that again, Cam. No duh. Shut up Cam. My face hurts almost as much as that pun. I will punch you in the boob. This pain medication is shit. It’s not fudging working. Face hurts. (the numbness started to wear off and I got a little grouchy)
That would defeat the purpose of having the teeth removed in the first place. Cam. Just no. (Cam suggested that I replace my wisdom teeth with fake teeth containing spy gear)
This was a fun experience. Sort of. My face hurts a lot. But it was worth it, and now I have a handful of teeth to play with and two sisters to laugh at when it's their turn to get their wisdom teeth removed. I was not put under for the extraction so I wasn't loopy or delirious (I'm immensely relieved for this because who knows what crazy shit I might have said to my family about the fandoms I'm in). The most pain I felt came from the shots I was given to numb my face. Not sure why I'm writing a journal entry about this, but I wanted to share.
If anyone hasn't had their wisdom teeth removed yet and has questions or concerns, feel free to ask away. I won't be going anywhere for a while.